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2020-05-31 02:32 am

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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science character portrayal evaluation survey. Your input is required in order to assess how well ((MUNDANE NAME HERE)) is portraying Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. For your convenience and the safety of others, the Enrichment Center takes this time to remind you that anonymous commenting is enabled, IP Address logging is off, comments are screened, and all safety devices have been disabled to enhance your critiquing experience.

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Brutal, objective, dream shattering honesty.

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You are also reminded that if you are adopted, that's terrible.